ROUGHFUCKED – III
By London
When Justin slowed the car at the front curb near Mel and Linzs house,
the Vette headlights caught a first sign of trouble. Behind Mels car,
ten-inch water jets shot up from the curb drain and joined a small torrent along
the street.
Shit, Justin braked and idled. You see that?
Park it here. I dont want that shit spraying the engine.
Justin set the hand brake. Careful when you get out. Looks deep on your
side.
Excellent point. We have no idea where that waters been.
Brian threw the door open, tented his jacket over his head and was outside before
Justin pulled the key from the ignition. Then he kicked the door shut and loped
to the porch, Justin racing after.
Linz flew out the door, wiped back frazzled hair, Thank god youre
here. I went next door for help, but theyre flooding, too, turned
and led them inside. First we thought the hot water tank went, but its
coming up through the laundry tub, and just keeps coming -
Justin chipped, The storm drains are backing up, and snatched Brians
soaked jacket from his hand as they trailed Linz through the living room, past
a TV sitcom with a Flood Watch banner.
She glanced at Brian. Isnt there any way to stop it? A valve
or something?
Not on a drain. At least I THINK Pop was sober when he said that.
They stopped in the kitchen where Mel patted tiny, crying Jenny on her shoulder
while standing guard at the closed basement door. She sounded calm, looked
numb. We called the Fire Department. They said theyd get to us
as soon as they could, but we all know what THAT means. Then to Linz,
I have to take her upstairs.
Only Gus was in good spirits with Daddy! as he gleefully pointed
at the door, Wahder ebrywhere down dere! and boldly went for the
knob.
Linz grabbed Guss hand, told Mel, Wait. Ill go with you,
and to Brian, Ill get him settled and be right back.
Noooo. Daddy? A plea to a rival Big Gun.
Go with Mom, Sonny Boy, Brian tousled Guss hair, got a pouty
face. Now. Most other times he took Guss side to please
his son or piss off Mel. Not for THIS situation.
Covering bases, Gus gripped Linzs hand with, I wanna stay wit Daddy,
rubbed an eye to fight sleep. Linzs, Maybe later, worked
and he went quietly.
Justin watched Brian open the door. Ill run down and grab what
I can. Anything valuable I should look for?
Not anymore. Brian watched a plastic laundry basket float on deep
murk, stepped aside for Justin. And I wouldnt try going down there,
Cousteau.
Fuck.
Blackout. No lights.
NOW what? Justin blinked. The sudden total darkness was disorienting.
He heard frantic voices and footsteps upstairs, felt Brians hand on his
arm.
I think theres a flashlight on top of the refrigerator.
Brian turned toward the kitchen and smacked his left shoulder against the edge
of the open basement door. Ah. Fucking....
Are you okay? Justin reached out and traced Brians right
arm to a grip on his shoulder.
Peachy, Brian winced. Then his cell phone rang.
Want me to get that?
I got it, Brian pulled his cell. Its one of two things
I do well in the dark, then answered, Brian Kinney.
Across town, Michael stood in a drenched jacket, stared through the drifting
film of rain on the apartment living room window and pressed the phone to his
ear.
Brian. I cant get Mel and Linz. Their line is out and somethings
wrong with Mels cell phone. You are? They ARE? Michael calmed,
Well THATS a relief. I just got back from picking up my Mom and
Emmett. Her basement flooded, the powers out and its too much for
her right now. He glanced at the couch - Debbie sitting stoically quiet,
Emmett beside her and rubbing her hand, Ben setting a tray of hot tea servings
on the coffee table, Hunter on the floor and glued to a sci-fi battle on TV.
At least we still have power, but I dont know how long. I also
talked to Ted and hes -
Hosting a candlelight after-dinner party with friends and family. The
best way to weather a storm, as a very good friend of mine would say,
Ted smiled and lit a trio of fat holiday candles, switched off the guide light
atop his biker helmet There. He backed away, watched the intensifying
glow warm the despondent faces of his Mother and three older ladies on stools
at the kitchen counter.
Its very
cheery, Mother tried to lighten, And
thats such a useful hat.
Always be prepared, Ted self-consciously removed and set it aside.
Oh. He opened a drawer and handed out mini maglights. Heres
one for you
and for you, Edna
and
stopped when one sad-faced elder didnt reach out.
Forty years, she stared at the candle flames. I lived there
forty years, and nothing like this has ever happened before.
And probably wont for another forty, Ted assured, thought
a moment and gave a decisive nod. Okay. After I fire up the fondue pot
for tea, I think we should take turns sharing how we feel about whats
happening. But well also remember were here safe, were together,
and we all didnt get this far in life by giving up, right?
Mother smiled immediate approval; the other Ladies shared hesitant looks of
agreement before nodding to Ted.
Good. Now whens the last time any of you were at a slumber party?
Edna giggled with a mix of nostalgia and absurdity. Its been
centuries.
Well tonight youre all invited to the First Official Schmidt Family
Senior Sleepover. Pumped by the giggly exchanges of all but Sad Elder,
Ted donned his helmet like a Roman General, proudly flicked on the light. Im
off to kindle the living room luminaria. Mom, would you be so kind as to help
me with the blankets? We might even find Lupe.
Of course. She grabbed her flashlight, followed Ted into his bedroom
and into his closet where his guide light promptly quit.
Not to worry. Ill just get another one.
Teds jaunt through the dark living room stopped when he heard Sad Elders
nervous whisper: He may seem nice, but he had that awful business. Maybe
we should go to the shelter.
In the pale cast of candlelight, Teds face sank from old shame and its
shadow on his Mother through the people she called friends. Suddenly he didnt
feel like a hero, and the smile he forced didnt make it to his eyes.
In similar darkness at Mel and Linzs, Brian closed his phone away.
Justin was puzzled. You told Michael that Mel and Linz were fine?
Before Brian could explain, they were interrupted by the approaching cool glow
from a fluorescent lantern and Linzs Brian? as she led Mel
toward the basement door.
Over here. I just talked to Michael and they still have power, so theres
power at the Loft. And the building has an emergency system. So, he
sighed, Pack up what you need for the rug rats. Youre coming back
with us. Fuck. Cant leave them here.
Justin cut in, Weve got a tent and sleeping bags from the Ride
and lots of space. Gusll love pretending were camping out.
Mel? Linz checked.
Mel didnt smile, or like Brians tone. You and Gus go. Maybe
you can drop me and the baby at Michaels.
Brian flatly added, Before you decide, Debbie and Emmett are already
there because HER place flooded -
Linzs, Oh god, with Justins, Shit. Shell
be a wreck, drew Mels consideration.
- Ted has his Mother and a bingo group, flights are cancelled so theres
probably a waiting line in every hotel lobby from here to Cleveland. Or you
could wait for the Fire Department while your batteries run out. Then
he calmly turned to Linz. I could use a flashlight if youve got
one.
Back here, she nodded, guided him to the refrigerator where he
reached up, found and flicked it on. What are you going to do?
Find my car, Brian grinned, hiked past Justin and Mel and headed
to the front door, Its black as hell out there. Justin? Our umbrellas?
Still holding their folded jackets, Justin hurried to hand one over, whispered,
Arent we gonna wait for them? and watched the flash beam whip
around as Brian draped his jacket over his head.
What for? They have a car. And we dont have the Honda anymore.
He called, Ill bring this back in a minute, jiggled the flashlight
and went out the door.
Justin threw his jacket over his head, Later, hurried out and was
surprised to see the flash beam lighting the steps. Brian was standing in the
rain, waiting. We couldve helped them, Justin caught up.
We are. You lead. Brian handed over the flashlight, used his good
hand to tent his jacket and keep rain off his face. Fuck these one-handed emergencies.
They splashed a brisk pace behind the flashs sweeping arc and the passing
light from two other departing cars, simultaneously jumped into the Vette and
pitched soggy jackets on the passenger floor beside Brians feet.
Justin set the flash in his lap, cranked the engine, hit the lights. Were
just gonna leave?
Not much pisses off Mel more than something thats my idea, especially
when Linz agrees with it. With us gone theyll battle it out like the
two disgruntled divorcees they plan to be, finally decide whats best for
the kids, and be ready juuuuust about
now.
Justin narrowed a look. Scary how your mind works sometimes.
Brian leaned back, shut his eyes, Not as frightening as the thought of
a night with a toddler, screaming baby and two warring Amazons.
And its all your fault, Justin leaned over and pecked a kiss.
Brian exhaled loudly and sat up. Drive before I change my mind. Stay
in the middle of the street, angle the nose to Mels bumper and leave the
headlights on so they can see their way to her car. Then run the flashlight
back. Help if you want. Ill wait here. One thing worse than being
unable is being in the way.
Justin positioned the car, parked and mumbled, Shit.
What?
My Mom and Molly. And Daphne. Loan me your phone when I get back.
Brian handed up a jacket, watched Justin dash out. Then he leaned back, shut
his eyes again and pictured a lineup at the Loft bathroom. What. The. Fuck.
Was I thinking.
Not much, Linz breathed out, eyes shifting up, down. A beers-eye-view
from Brians fridge. If I move these
she clinked bottles
aside, I can get a little more space, and shoved a gallon milk jug
onto the shelf. Theres a lot more in here now that Justins
moving back. Silence. Linz turned to Mel beside Brians desk and
bending over Jenny in a portable playpen. Can we at least be civil while
were here?
Mel stood and pushed her hair back. Forgive me if Im not in the
mood for a fun getaway.
Because I called Brian? Hes -
Guss Father. How could I forget, Mel stayed icy. Do
you want the futon cushion or a sleeping bag?
It doesnt matter, Linz swallowed, grabbed a teapot and filled
it in the sink. If time could forget there ever was a Sam, it couldnt
erase Brian. And Mels connecting them together
how to fight that.
Is it worth a fight. Im tired. Im so damned tired. If we could
just be friends. Thats all.
The Loft door opened. Justin stepped in with a grocery bag of clothing dangling
from one hand, cell phone in the other and pressed to an ear. Okay.
Later, then twisted back to Brian hauling a large diaper box, wet jacket
on his shoulder. Mom and Molly are fine, so theyre not coming.
Thank god. Brian sighed, saw Justins stare, That theyre
okay. That should simplify fucking, and smiled at Justins tongue
tip salute.
Linz darted to Brian, grabbed the diaper box and missed Mels eye-roll.
Dont hurt yourself.
But it has blunt edges, Brian eyed the box, grumbled to himself,
Its one night, not eternity, then studied his ravaged Boss
jacket, tossed it on the landing and shut the door.
Justin, Ill get that. Linz hurried to the counter where he
was stacking kid clothes. Gus is on the bed with the tent, if you want
to give him a hand.
Sure. Justin picked a cookie from an open container, thought and
grabbed another for Gus before traipsing to the bedroom.
Wheres that going? Brian raised a brow.
Not telling you, Justin took a bite, kept walking. Relax already.
Ill watch the crumbs.
Twat. Im wet, tired, and fucking outnumbered. Brian glanced toward
the playpen and caught Mel hiding a grin. She SMILES, he paced
over.
I think youve finally met your match.
If you stay up late, you can catch the sparks.
Crude as ever, Mel guarded, added a perfunctory, Hows
the shoulder?
Still attached. Hows post-partum?
Mel slid a smile to one side, then quietly serious, I didnt want
to come here, but since I did, its probably best to say thank you and
plan to be out early tomorrow. That said, she left to unroll a sleeping
bag near the window.
More gloom than fight? Brian watched her, glanced back and saw Linz wiping
the counter, watching. She plastered on a smile faster than Mel had hidden
hers. Must be aftershock from floods in places that never flooded before.
His attention moved to the bedroom where he could see Justin and Gus on opposite
sides of the bed, hear their banter. He pinched his damp sweats, frowned and
strolled to the steps.
Beyond glass doors, Justin tried gathering the tent fabric but Gus climbed
the bed and knelt on top. No, Gus. We have to take it out there.
No. Right here. Gus picked up a piece of frame. Dis goes
next. Put dis here.
It doesnt go there, Justin lifted the instructions. See?
Brian plodded in with, Hey, Sonny Boy.
Daddy! Gus stood, got a one-arm hug and was lowered to the floor.
Im helping!
Youre doing great, Brian smiled, sat on the tent before Justin
could gather it up and craned a look at Justin while toeing off sopped shoes.
After you put this thing up, get out some sheets. The two-fifties, not
the four-hundred count. Brian winced, gripped his shoulder.
Are you okay?
A touch of alcohol denial. I intend to be fine soon.
As Brian rose, Gus climbed back onto the bed, foiling Justin again. Are
you okay? Gus mimicked to Brian.
Super, Brian smiled at his son, rubbed Guss hair.
Justin noted how Brian, though maybe not consciously, encouraged Guss
open caring and took pride in his own role in the subtle transformation. Youre
good with him.
I may need him in my old age. Brian slung pants onto a shoulder,
snapped a dry tee off a hanger, noticed Justins wet sweats on the bed
platform. And hang that up somewhere. Then he went into the bathroom.
I take it back. About loving when youre bossy.
The bathroom door snapped shut. Grouch, Justin made a face, laid the instructions
on the tent.
Take dat off, Gus pointed to the papers, waved another piece of
frame. Put dis here.
You are soooo HIS.
In the outer sanctum, Mel held the baby and stared out the window, Linz watched
the teapot, waiting for it to boil. Playing the game that had become their
norm. Like strangers on an elevator watching numbers to cover the discomfort
of knowing they might see each other and not know what to do.
Hours later, the Loft bedroom saw faint kitchen light through the glass. Nearby
- rustling shadows, low murmurs, baby cries.
From the left side of the bed, Brian rolled his head to see the clock. 4AM.
Looked back to check Justin and saw open eyes staring from a side position.
That makes three, Justin wearily whispered.
Two.
Three. You slept through one. Justin edged closer. Michael
doesnt know yet, does he? About Mel and Linz.
Theyll spread the gossip when theyre ready. Tonight was
not a good night for it.
So you kept Mel from going over alone.
It wasnt all for them, Brian quietly retorted, I have
the creepy-crawly market deadline Monday, which is hard enough without MIKEY
disturbing me every two hours. At least with THIS option, I dont have
to respond.
Um-hm, Justin stared. Truth in all your reasons, but I know how
theyre weighted. Justins face drooped with heavier thoughts. Michael
and I were supposed to work out some Rage details by Monday. But Debbiell
have a mess to clean up tomorrow. So will Mel and Linz.
You cant talk and clean at the same time? And you call yourselves
queens.
Brian rolled in for a brief kiss that soon turned greedy. Then they really
got into it. Until Justins eager arm clamped around Brians left
shoulder. A shot of pain made him hiss to clench a silent curse then drop to
his back.
Justin recoiled, Sorry. Sorry. Forgot, bit his lip and also rolled
back not sure if he was more irritated at himself or at Brian for being careless
on the Ride.
In the living room, the TV was on so low, Linz and nursing Mother Mel had to
sit close to it and each other while watching All-Nite News footage of a man
wading knee-high water in front of his partially submerged home. Voiceover
- wide-spread flooding from this unusual Spring storm system in the Mid-Atlantic.
Parts of Ohio, Pennsylvania and West Virginia can expect some relief as the
front pushes through later today -
I suppose well have to postpone selling the house until we fix
the damage, Linz whispered. Those poor people who live along the
river.
Poor? THEY probably have flood insurance.
Linz snapped a look at Mel, got a somber slow blink in return.
A basement drain spurts a single blip of water. Another bubbles a tiny pool.
A third boils up filth. And a toy bear on the floor watches dark water rise
until the world is black.
Song: Dub Sonar (Original Mix) by Chris Salt
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